Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Gone On Vacation. Will Return On July 13th!

In the mean time (as usual when I taken time off) i've put up our Label listing to the left there for you to scroll through. There is plenty of fun stuff there that you may have missed if you are a new reader. Thanks again for everyones support and I'll you on Tuesday!!

The "Rainbow Family"

This caught my eye basically because my wife and I are just one child away from the very same happy situation...
"If you thought the 'rainbow family' was confined to stars such as Angelina Jolie and Madonna, think again. Carla Nurse and her husband Cornel have three beautiful children, all with different-coloured skin. Six-year-old son Jermaine has golden skin and brown eyes. Daughter Tanisha, four, takes after her father, with dark skin, dark eyes and tight curls in her hair. And two-year-old son Jayden has fair skin, blond hair and blue eyes. 'Where I live is a predominantly white town and I admit it looks pretty strange when I walk around with my brood of rainbow children,' said Mrs Nurse, 27, a part-time model from Lowestoft, Suffolk."

Full story here...

Bacon Vs. Tofu

That's how i'd invision it...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/zoomar/2217124483/sizes/l/in/set-72157601501504738/

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Cops Cut Out Middle Man, Buy Their Own Donut Store...

"CLARE, Mich. – "Cops & Doughnuts" is more than a punchline. It's now a bakery in Michigan — owned by nine full-time employees of the Clare Police Department.
The newly renamed bakery opened Wednesday, offering doughnuts, cookies, muffins, brownies and bread. It also has mugs and T-shirts bearing the "Cops & Doughnuts, 100 Percent Cop-Owned" logo, and phrases including "You Have the Right to Remain Glazed" and "Handcuffs and Cream Puffs."

Via Yahoo News

Upset Son Releases Scandalous Picture Of Mom On The Net... OOOpppppSSSS!

"Most people would shudder at the thought of seeing photos of their mother in lacy underwear and suspenders. Not Auckland student Michael - who twice tried to auction such saucy shots on Trade Me. The first time was to annoy his mother Jennifer after an argument. Her instruction to clear out the garage and sell unwanted items on Trade Me backfired when Michael started an auction titled "5 naked photos of my mum"
Full story here

Think Your Web History Is Safe...

"web2.0collage constructs a collage of the web2.0* websites that you visit. It does this by using nifty javascript to sniff your browser history, and delicious plt-scheme code on the backend to pull the bits together from all over the web. Some bits are perhaps less than delicious than others"
Try it for yourself here.

2009 Wife Carrying ChampionshipS

Taisto Miettinen (no 27) and Kristiina Haapanenen are crowned this year's champions of the annual event in Finland. The gruelling course, through a pool of water and over hurdles, isn't for the faint-hearted. The prize is the weight of the carried wife in beer

Yaaayyyyy 50K!!!

Thanks so much to everyone for visiting and reading my blog! We're half way through the year and I wonder... could we make it to 100K??? Something to shoot for i guess, in anyway I'll be updating the header/banner with so more of my fav pics from this years posts! For those of you who never say the predecessor to our current banner here's what it looked like:


I'm looking to have the new one up sometime in the middle of the month, end of the month at the latest. I'd be remiss if I didn't acknowledge that this would probably not have happened as fast as it did if it weren't for those of you who are following the blog on twitter. As of today TMSIDK has gained just over 7,000 followers! Thanks sooooo much!!

Reader Meet N Greet: Aurora (Part 3)

Q: Time for "role play"; I ask you a question and you answer as you think the celebrity I give you would. Your celebrity is "Jennifer Aniston". Your question... "so what do you REALLY think of Angelina Jolie?"

A: Angelina is a home wrecker. She isn't as saint like as she wants everyone to believe. Sure Brad and I had our problems but she didn't make it any better!! She could have come and talked to me like a woman and layed it all out instead of hiding behind a movie roll. I am so happy for her and Brad and their beautiful family but in the beginning discretion would have been nice. It hurt seeing all their happiness all over the magazines and TV! It still hurts but I think in some small way it always will!!!

Q: You mentioned working w/ the Special Olympics as be very rewarding, what single memory in your time working w/ them stands out the most?

A: the Special Olympics is so much fun! I love doing it! It started out as a way to just volunteer and get a free Disney ticket but it has become a lot more to me! This past May was our state games for track and field and it was held again at Disney's Wide World Of Sports Complex which is AMAZING!!!!! They were lucky enough to get the Olympic 4x4 teams from the Bahamas for mens and the USA For the girls to do a running clinic with the athletes and it was amazing and fulfilling to watch them run along side Olympic Medal winners!

The look on the athletes faces was like no other! They were honored and so full of hope and pride that is was just a wonderful thing to see. I will never forget that! One of the special Olympic athletes missed her hurdles event and we ran a special heat just for her and just so she didn't have to run it by herself 2 of the USA girls ran with her! They let her win but I could see that it was such a thrill for her. And these athletes are amazing! Just because they learn at a different rate doesn't make them any different then able bodied people when it comes to these games! These people give their heart and soul into what they are doing and it is amazing! It may sound like a cliche but doing this makes me feel so fulfilled!

Q: ok you bought this goofy looking lamp at a garage sale as a joke and when you rubbed it to try to get the price sticker goo off of it a genie pops out. Unfortunately he's not grateful at all that you freed him so he only gives you one wish instead of three and also says that the wish will be undone if he's ever freed again. So, 1. what do you wish for(& extra wishes is not an option) and 2. how do you make it so that no one finds and rubs the lamp ever again?

A: *stupid a-hole ungrateful Genie* my one wish would be for one of those Mary Poppins bags that holds and has everything. But mine would be a Vera Bradley Tic Tac Tote in Bali Gold! All I would need was to put my hand inside and BOOM BOOM POW. Whatever I want! And just so that GD Genie doesn't get out... I will fill the bottle with sand and then get it bronzed! That should hold him! HA!

Last Q: I ask this of everyone; if you could wake up tomorrow in a different physical location than you normally do where would it be and why?

A: I would wake up in Ireland and research my family. I have never been out of the US and would love to see Ireland!!! My mommy was born there in a castle so.... I want to see! It sounds like such a romantic and magical place that I would totally fall in love with!

Thanks so much Aurora! if anyone else would like to be interviewed who reads the site or follows it on twitter please contact me either via e-mail tellmesomethingidontknow@comcast.net or on twitter http://twitter.com/TMSIDK

Monday, July 6, 2009

The Why Cry Baby Analyzer

"The Why Cry Baby Analyzer is the baby monitor of your dreams! Its advanced frequency analysis technology only needs 20 seconds to let you know why your child is screaming to the heavens. Whether your baby is Stressed, Sleepy, Annoyed, Bored or Hungry, this device will identify it on its LCD screen."

MJ Goes Out In Style...

"No matter how you live or die, make sure you depart like a KING who deserves the royal departure more than the King of Pop, Michael Jackson himself. Jackson will be laid to rest in a $25,000, solid bronze, 14-karat gold plated custom casket that has been ordered from Batesville Casket Company. This gold casket is called The Promethean and features a dark blue velvet interior and a hand-polished mirror finish. The same solid bronze casket has been used to bury James Brown. Staples Center will be the site of the public memorial service on Tuesday for Michael Jackson"

Put Your Money Where Your Poop Is...

"Why save for a rainy day when you can save for a poopy one! This funny dog poop shaped bank is the best place for you to leave ALL your deposits. Place this delightful Poop Bank anyhere in your home where it will inspire you to save, such as on the family room's bureau, on the kitchen counter, or even on your little sister's computer desk."

Get yours here...

Another Idiot Diving FAIL

The Bleeding Billboard

This would never fly in the US but i'd love to see everyone get up in arms over it.

Husband Ditches Bride For Taking Too Long In Bathroom

"They were preparing to fly home after an idyllic honeymoon in Malaysia.
But after only a week of married life, one couple's romance came to a dramatic end after the bridegroom decided his wife simply spent too long in the bathroom. His solution was simple. Get on the plane without her. The woman in question, a teacher, had gone to use the facilities at the airport before boarding a flight back in Saudi Arabia."

Full story here.

Have A Drink, Cut Your Junk Off..

o.k. these stories are starting to happen a little more frequently than i'm comforatble with...
"A carpenter called Stuart Keen cut off his own penis in the bath as he apparently tried to do DIY while drunk. Police and ambulance crews rushed to his home in Wantage, Oxfordshire and found Mr Keen and the severed penis in the bath. He was taken by ambulance to the John Radcliffe Hospital in Oxford in a serious but not life-threatening condition. Surgeons managed to reattach the organ and yesterday doctors said he was in a "stable condition". It is thought he had been carrying out DIY while drunk, but it was unclear whether the incident was an accident or a deliberate act."

Full story here

Links By The Numbers...


The Cheepest Places To Live On Earth

"Shut The Hell Up" Gum

Seriously. How about a nice big pack of SHUT THE HELL UP! 8 Cinnamon pieces to chew all at once unless you've got more than one person in your life you wish would stop their yakkin'!

You can buy a packhere

The Twitter Cops

Bad tweets, bad tweets, whatcha goonna do...

The Zipper Pond

Ju Chun, a renowned Taiwanese sculptor, created this breathtaking Zipper Lotus Pond for the Juming Museum, located just outside Taipei, Taiwan.

For beautiful pics go to Toxel.com

"Off Beer"


Via flickr

"Jacko Juice"


A Thrilling Sauce That Will Put Your Kids Over The Edge! Caution:Tastes So Good It Will Turn Your Skin White!!
Buy yours at hotsauceworld.com

Friday, July 3, 2009

Woman Blows Boyfriends Junk Off With Fireworks

"A Russian woman got so upset by the news that her boyfriend intended to leave her that she tied several firecrackers to his penis and exploded them, the Life.ru web-site reports. The 33-year-old victim, identified as Alik D. had lived with the woman whose name was reported as Kira V. for about two years, but when the girlfriend started suggesting that they should marry, the man refused and said that he would rather return to his first wife with whom he had a son."

Full story here

Bacon Vodka... Heck Yeah!!!!!


"Bakon Vodka is a superior quality potato vodka with a savory bacon flavor. It’s clean, crisp, and delicious. This is the only vodka you’ll ever want to use to make a Bloody Mary, and it’s a complementary element of both sweet and savory drinks. Bakon Vodka is also a great Bar-B-Q companion. Use it in a marinade or sip it chilled with a steak. Check out our recipes section for more ideas.The Meat and Potatoes… Premium quality, no joke."

Go here to learn more... You know you're gonna

Disney Likes To Off People...

With celebrites buying the farm left and right like an old lady buying cards at a bingo parlor I recently got into a discusion with some coworkers over some of the more bizarre deaths in the movies and oddly enough we began to notice a pattern when it comes to Disney. In pretty much every Disney movie we thought of (with the exception being BOLT) someone (usually the villian but sometimes not) dies a horrible and unusual death. Wondering if anyone else noticed this pattern I went to the web and whatta ya know… Behold! The Many Deaths of Disney:

The Rescuers

The Hunchback Of Notre Dame Mulan Sleeping Beauty

The Incredibles

And this is only five of them. Go to cinesnob.net to see these five plus five more, I counted up to 19 on my own if you include the direct to DVD movie sequels Disney's churned out as well. I know it's morbid with all the real life deaths going on right now but apparently Disney is more comfortable with the Grim Reaper than any of us!

Sears Tower's "Glass Case of Emotion!!"

For me that emotion would be either fear or panic!
"Not content with having the tallest building in America, the owners of Sears Tower in Chicago have installed four glass box viewing platforms which stick out of the building 103 floors up. The balconies are suspended 1,353 feet in the air and jut out four feet from the building's Skydeck. Designers say the platforms - collectively dubbed The Ledge - have been purposely designed to make visitors feel as they are floating above the city. The reward is unobstructed views of Chicago from the building's west side and a heart-stopping vista of the street and Chicago River below - for those brave enough to look straight down. 'It's like walking on ice,' visitor Margaret Kemp, from Bishop, California said. 'The first step you take you think "Am I going down?"'

Full story here

Police Question Woman Harboring a Squirrel

Bacon Strip Bandages

"Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage from Accoutrements. And if a fancy bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE PRIZE! Each comes in a 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin and contains a small plastic trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. The 3" x 1" Bacon Strips are cut to look like small slabs of bacon. Fifteen per tin."

Buy yours here

"Real Black Music"

Via flickr

FRRRREEEEEEDDDOOOOOMMM... FAIL



Thursday, July 2, 2009

"Play Hooky Like An Adult!"

"Need an unscheduled day off? Skip the lame excuses and fake it like a pro. Humorous handbook is filled tips and tricks plus fake ailments so bizarre and unusual, your boss may insist you take an extra day to recover!"

Buy yours here.

Meet N Greet: Aurora (Part 2)


Q: So you like to hit up the amusement parks, which is your favorite and why? How often do you visit them? If you had to liken your life to any ride at an amusement park you've been to which would it be, and why?

A: This is a funny question. With MANY facets. I worked for Disney as a child. I was a "Kid of the Kingdom". I did parades and stage shows from the time I was 5 until I was 12. I would travel from New Hampshire to Florida 4ish times a year at the peak seasons to work. I loved it! So much fun and I got to see lots of things other kids dreamed about seeing. Once High School was on the horizon I couldn't really travel as much any more so no more working for Disney. I still vacationed down here 2 times a year with the family so Orlando has always been a second home to me. When I moved here to Orlando as an adult when I was 21 I went back to Disney and worked all over the parks. It was fun and stuff but not as fun as it was when I was a kid so... I said goodbye to Disney as an employee. 4 years ago I was looking for a job that wasn't behind a desk and was fun with some benefits. I went to Universal Orlando and worked in Guest Services for 3 years almost. I worked in a very unique department because we had the run of the show. Complaint and such. I loved making peoples vacations better with the print of an express pass.
I also hated it due to the stupidity of tourists! Yelling at me because it is raining and the park was shut down due to lightening....it being my fault that some lady wore her 300 dollar Prada sunglasses on the Mummy and lost them to probably never to be seen again when there are 30 sighs between the start of the line and the end telling you to put your crap in lockers and we aren't responsible! I got burnt out of that over the three years. I am lucky enough that I get to live in central Florida with lots of options of fun places to go but I don't visit Disney but once or twice a year in all honesty. I still have to pay for the theme parks and being that Disney doesn't have a flex pay monthly annual pass like Universal and Sea World (which I haven't visited since they got rid of the free beer!) It will be 70 bucks to get into Disney for one day! As soon as they get a flex pay pass I will visit moore often but until then I will just visit when my family comes to visit once a year! As for Universal I haven't been back since I left. I will revisit in 2010 when they open up The Wizarding World Of Harry Potter and I will always be up for a fun night out at City Walk but working for theme parks kind of dis-enchants you to a whole lot of it! If I had to pick a favorite Central Florida Park I would choose EPCOT because I love the cultural aspect and the food and the trinkets and everything to do with walking through the countries! It is amazing that you can walk through little "villages" of countries and learn so much!
If I was to liken my life to a ride it would be Journey To Imagination with Figment! My life is such a swirl of bright colors and bubbles and music but I still have the dark colors in there and the rain clouds and angry faces but I try my hardest to let those bright colors shine through as much as possible! I know that's lame but that's me! And if I was any Disney character (besides Sleeping Beauty of course!) it would totally be The Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland!! Cute and cuddly with a big smile and funky colored with a truly devious side!!!
Q: Wow, almost a year ago I went to Disneyland for the first time, it was an experience! I caught the main street parade and Ariel smiled and waved at me (im partial to redheads)!! Im sure my screaming like a little girl "Ariel wave to me please!!" had nothing to do with it.. seriously I did do that, I have it on video.. Anyway, you have a pretty wide range of music, do you play any instruments? I must ask where you fall on the whole Rockband vs Guitar Hero issue. Do you play either of them or maybe neither of them? I know some people who think that music games are the devil cuz people would rather play them than actually learn to play a real instrument, what say u?
A: redheads huh!???? They have Gingervitis tho!! *kidding kidding* Instruments that I play.... Well none now that I don't own any but I can play the Tuba and did in high school. I can play the fife pretty well. I played the sax when I was in middle school but that was so a boy would like me soooooooo that doesn't count.*and it didn't work.... Damn you Timmy Higginson!!* I can pound thing out on a piano but have had no lessons at all. I am a singer way way way more then a musician! I am very jealous of my friends that can play different instruments. I am totally inept at the guitar but some of my best friends all taught themselves to play...... I wish I could! I have tried on multiple occasions and have failed!
In the Rockband vs guitar hero saga I vote Rock Band all the way. I am soooooo bad at Guitar Hero it isn't even funny! I have to say the colors out loud to make sure I touch the right ones! I suck really bad! There is actually a video of me on Facebook playing with my bff and we are yelling out colors!!! Now, at rock band my fave is singing of course!! So much fun! I like to do the drums but I am not too good at those either! But I like to play! I think that these games make people want to play real instruments more then push them away. It shows people that talent is to be had in a different way then it has been done be for and I think that is great! Different isn't the devil! Different is teaching people to do things in a way that is new and probably *gasp* FUN!!!! Oh no!!!! THE HORROR!!!!!!! Lol.
Q: fill in the blanks: "whenever I hear the name (BLANK) ,I immediately think of (BLANK), but I wish I didn't..."
A: “whenever I hear the name Laura , I immediately think of someone who is a coward and a faith-wrister who gives the term Gingervitis its name , but I wish I didn't...
Q: So you love your crackberry huh, that's cool. Never touch the stuff myself, I'm an i Phone guy. So what's your phone tree? For example mine is iPhone2G> 8110(forgot the brand)> Palm Treo650> motorola Razor> Nokia(something)> Pager.. Yeah I had one so what?)...
A: I would die for my blackberry! I just upgraded to the 8900 Javelin and it is my life!!! I will never use anything but BlackBerry ever!!!! Let's see if I can do a tree...... T-Mobile Blackberry Javelin 8900> T-Mobile Blackberry Pearl 8100> T-Mobile Nokia 8180 Muzik*or something*> Nextel i 880> from here I had every Nextel phone under the sun! I worked in lost and found at Universal and used to "liberate" phones after they had been siting there for 30 days or longer before they went to charity.> I was with at&t and only remember having a navy blue cigarette pack sized non flip non colored screen phone. I even had a mini hot pink pager!!! That was cool at the time.... I think......

OUCH!!!! Man Performs DIY Circumcision With Nail Clippers

"A man who gave himself a DIY circumcision using nail clippers was taken to hospital for emergency treatment. The young man had to be rushed to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire. The wound was disinfected to cleanse it before he was given a bed in an observation ward. "This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic said, "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance."

Full story here.

"Meth Bible Camp"

Turn You Favorite Pet In Jewelry

"A company named DNA2Diamonds is offering a lasting connection to your departed loved ones by using personal DNA carbon taken from a lock of hair to create a one-of-a-kind, precious diamond that can be worn and cherished forever. DNA2Diamonds uses the latest technology to extract the unique DNA carbon from a lock of hair, from you, a loved one, an entire family or even a pet. They are offering a new way of paying tribute to your dead furry friend who was always an integral part of your family. DNA2Diamonds extract the carbon from a lock of pet fur or cremated ashes and turn it into a GIA-certified diamond within 70 days."

Via Born Rich

Lego Arcade Video



Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Reader Meet N Greet: Aurora (Part 1)

Name: Aurora
Occupation: Retail Sales Hell
Reader Since: June 2009
Favorite Movies: Coming to America, Harry Potter, Waiting, Clerks 2 and all movies in the Askiewniverse, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Grandmas Boy, First Wives Club, Latter Days, Saved.

Unfav Movies: Camp, Soul Plane, Balls of Fury, all the Hulk movies except the Edward Norton one and Twilight! Loved the books but the movie was BALLS!!!!!!!
Favorite TV Shows: Law and Order:SVU, Oz, Survivor, So You Think You Can Dance, Big Brother.
Favorite Bands/Music: Incubus, Tool, DMB, Jimmy Buffett, The TingTings, stuff I can sing along with what mostly fills my. I Pod! Also the Rent Soundtrack, Hairspray Soundtrack, Twilight Soundtrack.
Hobbies: I love to read! I am obsessed with my blackberry 8900 javelin! I love music and dancing! I love heading out to the theme parks once in a while! When it isn't peak season that is. I love playing board games and card games like Scene It and Monopoly and Scrabble and Clue. I love knitting with my mom when she visits and just hanging out. I am pretty lame really! I do volunteer with the Special Olympics and I love it! One of the few things that make me feel like what I do really matters!

Q: I noticed you have down Survivor as one of your Favorite TV shows, it was one of mine to until a few years ago, I even threw a Survivor party once (and it was killer!). Despite having tons of fans it's ratings have been on the decline the last few years though, if Mark Burnett came to you and said "Aurora, what can I do to make Survivor better?" what would your suggestions be?

A: I love Survivor for the suffering and the back stabbing! I love seeing the super model wanna be chicks trying to fish and when they can't, huff and puff to get some boy to do it for them! I love to hate people! I know that I would never get my chubby brown butt out there and try to make it so I adore watching an underdog shine! I just think it is so fun! I do think they need to add in more endurance challenges and somehow when people lose take things away. Watch people scramble! I love it all!!!

Q: So you aren't on board the "Twilight the movie" bandwagon. It seems like everybody and their grandmother is going batty over it (HA HA HA I gratuitously laugh at my own bad jokes...*sigh+facepalm combo* anyway)I didn't even know the movie was based on books. Can you tell me why it's so popular? Are you going to see the sequel after not liking the first one? Why can't vampires and werewolves just get along anyway? If the bloods and the crips can get along why can't they?

A: I won't even go near the batty comment....
When I read Twilight I was hooked like a kid on crack! I rushed out and bought the other three books and read all 4 in 4 days! No joke. As soon as I read them the first time I re-read them again. That was about a year ago and I think I have read them each 5 times. 30 years old and that's how sad I am but I admit it! The story is sooooo engaging and it pulls a romantic like me in! If I was 13 I would be wandering around in my drabby black clothing looking for my vampire boyfriend! It is a love story that is so relateable! I was so excited for the movie! I was counting down the days. I dreamed of seeing a love story on a big screen that would melt my heart! Boy was I singing a different tune when I saw it. It was CRAP! It was kiddie crap! It wasn't enjoyable. I wanted to punch Kristen Stewart in the face for the sarcasm and attitude. I didn't believe her and R.Patz (who is dreamy even to my frumpy 30yr old behind) they just didn't do it for me. They books are all lovie dovie and dreamy where the movie was angsty and sarcastic. I was soooo disappointed. I loved the soundtrack more then the movie.... That's bad!! I will go see the next movie because there is a new director and the story is different. I hope and pray that they won't jack up this story. Wear wolves and vampires can get along in their own ways.... You just have to wait and see!!!

So... Who's Next?

With the recent run of celebrity deaths the question of who's next pretty much forces itself into all of our minds.  I'm not a betting man but if I were here are ten celebrities who in my opinion (either because of their age or their self destructive lifestyle or both) would be the odds on favorites to die next.  If you keep the saying that "Death comes in 3's" then two of the people on this list will likely join Billy Mayes sometime soon…

Amy Whinehouse

Walter Kronkite

Patrick Swayze

Hugh Hefner

Larry King

Lindsey Lohan

Dick Clark

Regis Philbin

Jerry Lewis

Paula Abdul

We Did It Again!!!

Yaaayyy TMSIDK won Dump Trumpet's hit contest again in back to back months! I'm still waiting for the memory stick we won for May but who cares! I've got like 8 of them anyway, we won!!!!

"Nasopure"

I'm sorry but i dont care if this is good for my allergies or my sinuses it's just plain nasty! And the forces smiles by the kids doing this doesn't make it any better

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

We've Partner'd Up With Amazon.com!

Throught their Afilliates Program anyway. Ask you've probably noticed already we have a few of their products already being advertised on the the site but i encourage you to use the "Amazon Search" feature on the right column. With that little widget you can browse through all of Amazon.com to find what ever you are looking for! Oh and also, if you buy something from them by way of TMSIDK they chip off a little something for me... SO GO SPEND SOME MONEY!!!

30 Second Movie Review: Transformer 2: Revenge of The Fallen


Stars: 4/5

Summation: The battle between Autobots and Deceptacons continues to play itself out on Earth with the Deceptacons plotting to destroy the earth by harvesting the suns energy

Pro's: Megan Fox fans can rejoice because you see pretty much every angle of her you possibly can in a PG-13 movie

Cons: The story line here is pretty much transparent if not just an excuse to justify all of the cgi fighting and carnage that takes place

See it/Wait for it/Don't Bother: See it. What this movie sorely lacks in story and depth it more than makes up for with fast paced action, laughs and Megan Fox slo-mo's.

Grape Flavored Kit-Kat


Via flickr

Woman Blames Stress Over Jackson's Death For Arson

"A woman who told police she was "stressed" over a recent fire at her apartment and "because of the death of Michael Jackson", has been arrested for setting fire to a restroom at a Lorain bar.According to Detective Sgt... According to Carpentiere, the arresting officer asked Jarvis if she knew why the officer had been called to the area. She stated that it was because she had started a fire in the bar's restroom. When asked why she set the items on fire, she replied, "I felt stressed because my apartment had recently caught on fire, and because of the death of Michael Jackson."
Full story here

Where Does This Dog Bite You Again???

She says it just enough to make me uncomfortable. This dog need therapy...

Lost In Translation?

I hope so, or otherwise I smell a lawsuit...


Via flickr