Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Gone On Vacation. Will Return On July 13th!
The "Rainbow Family"
"If you thought the 'rainbow family' was confined to stars such as Angelina Jolie and Madonna, think again. Carla Nurse and her husband Cornel have three beautiful children, all with different-coloured skin. Six-year-old son Jermaine has golden skin and brown eyes. Daughter Tanisha, four, takes after her father, with dark skin, dark eyes and tight curls in her hair. And two-year-old son Jayden has fair skin, blond hair and blue eyes. 'Where I live is a predominantly white town and I admit it looks pretty strange when I walk around with my brood of rainbow children,' said Mrs Nurse, 27, a part-time model from Lowestoft, Suffolk."Full story here...
Bacon Vs. Tofu

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Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Cops Cut Out Middle Man, Buy Their Own Donut Store...
"CLARE, Mich. – "Cops & Doughnuts" is more than a punchline. It's now a bakery in Michigan — owned by nine full-time employees of the Clare Police Department.The newly renamed bakery opened Wednesday, offering doughnuts, cookies, muffins, brownies and bread. It also has mugs and T-shirts bearing the "Cops & Doughnuts, 100 Percent Cop-Owned" logo, and phrases including "You Have the Right to Remain Glazed" and "Handcuffs and Cream Puffs."
Via Yahoo News
Upset Son Releases Scandalous Picture Of Mom On The Net... OOOpppppSSSS!
"Most people would shudder at the thought of seeing photos of their mother in lacy underwear and suspenders. Not Auckland student Michael - who twice tried to auction such saucy shots on Trade Me. The first time was to annoy his mother Jennifer after an argument. Her instruction to clear out the garage and sell unwanted items on Trade Me backfired when Michael started an auction titled "5 naked photos of my mum"Think Your Web History Is Safe...
"web2.0collage constructs a collage of the web2.0* websites that you visit. It does this by using nifty javascript to sniff your browser history, and delicious plt-scheme code on the backend to pull the bits together from all over the web. Some bits are perhaps less than delicious than others"2009 Wife Carrying ChampionshipS
Yaaayyyyy 50K!!!
I'm looking to have the new one up sometime in the middle of the month, end of the month at the latest. I'd be remiss if I didn't acknowledge that this would probably not have happened as fast as it did if it weren't for those of you who are following the blog on twitter. As of today TMSIDK has gained just over 7,000 followers! Thanks sooooo much!!
Reader Meet N Greet: Aurora (Part 3)
A: Angelina is a home wrecker. She isn't as saint like as she wants everyone to believe. Sure Brad and I had our problems but she didn't make it any better!! She could have come and talked to me like a woman and layed it all out instead of hiding behind a movie roll. I am so happy for her and Brad and their beautiful family but in the beginning discretion would have been nice. It hurt seeing all their happiness all over the magazines and TV! It still hurts but I think in some small way it always will!!!
Q: You mentioned working w/ the Special Olympics as be very rewarding, what single memory in your time working w/ them stands out the most?
A: the Special Olympics is so much fun! I love doing it! It started out as a way to just volunteer and get a free Disney ticket but it has become a lot more to me! This past May was our state games for track and field and it was held again at Disney's Wide World Of Sports Complex which is AMAZING!!!!! They were lucky enough to get the Olympic 4x4 teams from the Bahamas for mens and the USA For the girls to do a running clinic with the athletes and it was amazing and fulfilling to watch them run along side Olympic Medal winners!
The look on the athletes faces was like no other! They were honored and so full of hope and pride that is was just a wonderful thing to see. I will never forget that! One of the special Olympic athletes missed her hurdles event and we ran a special heat just for her and just so she didn't have to run it by herself 2 of the USA girls ran with her! They let her win but I could see that it was such a thrill for her. And these athletes are amazing! Just because they learn at a different rate doesn't make them any different then able bodied people when it comes to these games! These people give their heart and soul into what they are doing and it is amazing! It may sound like a cliche but doing this makes me feel so fulfilled!
Q: ok you bought this goofy looking lamp at a garage sale as a joke and when you rubbed it to try to get the price sticker goo off of it a genie pops out. Unfortunately he's not grateful at all that you freed him so he only gives you one wish instead of three and also says that the wish will be undone if he's ever freed again. So, 1. what do you wish for(& extra wishes is not an option) and 2. how do you make it so that no one finds and rubs the lamp ever again?
A: *stupid a-hole ungrateful Genie* my one wish would be for one of those Mary Poppins bags that holds and has everything. But mine would be a Vera Bradley Tic Tac Tote in Bali Gold! All I would need was to put my hand inside and BOOM BOOM POW. Whatever I want! And just so that GD Genie doesn't get out... I will fill the bottle with sand and then get it bronzed! That should hold him! HA!
Last Q: I ask this of everyone; if you could wake up tomorrow in a different physical location than you normally do where would it be and why?
A: I would wake up in Ireland and research my family. I have never been out of the US and would love to see Ireland!!! My mommy was born there in a castle so.... I want to see! It sounds like such a romantic and magical place that I would totally fall in love with!
Monday, July 6, 2009
The Why Cry Baby Analyzer
"The Why Cry Baby Analyzer is the baby monitor of your dreams! Its advanced frequency analysis technology only needs 20 seconds to let you know why your child is screaming to the heavens. Whether your baby is Stressed, Sleepy, Annoyed, Bored or Hungry, this device will identify it on its LCD screen."Via Think Geek
MJ Goes Out In Style...
"No matter how you live or die, make sure you depart like a KING who deserves the royal departure more than the King of Pop, Michael Jackson himself. Jackson will be laid to rest in a $25,000, solid bronze, 14-karat gold plated custom casket that has been ordered from Batesville Casket Company. This gold casket is called The Promethean and features a dark blue velvet interior and a hand-polished mirror finish. The same solid bronze casket has been used to bury James Brown. Staples Center will be the site of the public memorial service on Tuesday for Michael Jackson"Via Bornrich.com
Put Your Money Where Your Poop Is...
"Why save for a rainy day when you can save for a poopy one! This funny dog poop shaped bank is the best place for you to leave ALL your deposits. Place this delightful Poop Bank anyhere in your home where it will inspire you to save, such as on the family room's bureau, on the kitchen counter, or even on your little sister's computer desk."Get yours here...
The Bleeding Billboard
Husband Ditches Bride For Taking Too Long In Bathroom
"They were preparing to fly home after an idyllic honeymoon in Malaysia.But after only a week of married life, one couple's romance came to a dramatic end after the bridegroom decided his wife simply spent too long in the bathroom. His solution was simple. Get on the plane without her. The woman in question, a teacher, had gone to use the facilities at the airport before boarding a flight back in Saudi Arabia."
Full story here.
Have A Drink, Cut Your Junk Off..
"A carpenter called Stuart Keen cut off his own penis in the bath as he apparently tried to do DIY while drunk. Police and ambulance crews rushed to his home in Wantage, Oxfordshire and found Mr Keen and the severed penis in the bath. He was taken by ambulance to the John Radcliffe Hospital in Oxford in a serious but not life-threatening condition. Surgeons managed to reattach the organ and yesterday doctors said he was in a "stable condition". It is thought he had been carrying out DIY while drunk, but it was unclear whether the incident was an accident or a deliberate act."Full story here
Links By The Numbers...
15 Irresistable Ice Cream Truck Treats
10 Celebrities Injured On Stage
20 Beautiful Winter Landscapes
17 Larger Than Life Objects
10 Edible Artistic Expressions
10 Richest Models In The World
12 Hard Ask Health Questions
"Shut The Hell Up" Gum
Seriously. How about a nice big pack of SHUT THE HELL UP! 8 Cinnamon pieces to chew all at once unless you've got more than one person in your life you wish would stop their yakkin'!You can buy a packhere
The Zipper Pond
Ju Chun, a renowned Taiwanese sculptor, created this breathtaking Zipper Lotus Pond for the Juming Museum, located just outside Taipei, Taiwan.For beautiful pics go to Toxel.com
"Jacko Juice"

Friday, July 3, 2009
Woman Blows Boyfriends Junk Off With Fireworks
"A Russian woman got so upset by the news that her boyfriend intended to leave her that she tied several firecrackers to his penis and exploded them, the Life.ru web-site reports. The 33-year-old victim, identified as Alik D. had lived with the woman whose name was reported as Kira V. for about two years, but when the girlfriend started suggesting that they should marry, the man refused and said that he would rather return to his first wife with whom he had a son."Full story here
Bacon Vodka... Heck Yeah!!!!!

Disney Likes To Off People...
The Rescuers
The Hunchback Of Notre Dame
Mulan
Sleeping Beauty
The Incredibles
Sears Tower's "Glass Case of Emotion!!"
"Not content with having the tallest building in America, the owners of Sears Tower in Chicago have installed four glass box viewing platforms which stick out of the building 103 floors up. The balconies are suspended 1,353 feet in the air and jut out four feet from the building's Skydeck. Designers say the platforms - collectively dubbed The Ledge - have been purposely designed to make visitors feel as they are floating above the city. The reward is unobstructed views of Chicago from the building's west side and a heart-stopping vista of the street and Chicago River below - for those brave enough to look straight down. 'It's like walking on ice,' visitor Margaret Kemp, from Bishop, California said. 'The first step you take you think "Am I going down?"'Full story here
Police Question Woman Harboring a Squirrel
Bacon Strip Bandages
"Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage from Accoutrements. And if a fancy bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE PRIZE! Each comes in a 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin and contains a small plastic trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. The 3" x 1" Bacon Strips are cut to look like small slabs of bacon. Fifteen per tin."Thursday, July 2, 2009
"Play Hooky Like An Adult!"
"Need an unscheduled day off? Skip the lame excuses and fake it like a pro. Humorous handbook is filled tips and tricks plus fake ailments so bizarre and unusual, your boss may insist you take an extra day to recover!"Buy yours here.
Meet N Greet: Aurora (Part 2)
A: This is a funny question. With MANY facets. I worked for Disney as a child. I was a "Kid of the Kingdom". I did parades and stage shows from the time I was 5 until I was 12. I would travel from New Hampshire to Florida 4ish times a year at the peak seasons to work. I loved it! So much fun and I got to see lots of things other kids dreamed about seeing. Once High School was on the horizon I couldn't really travel as much any more so no more working for Disney. I still vacationed down here 2 times a year with the family so Orlando has always been a second home to me. When I moved here to Orlando as an adult when I was 21 I went back to Disney and worked all over the parks. It was fun and stuff but not as fun as it was when I was a kid so... I said goodbye to Disney as an employee. 4 years ago I was looking for a job that wasn't behind a desk and was fun with some benefits. I went to Universal Orlando and worked in Guest Services for 3 years almost. I worked in a very unique department because we had the run of the show. Complaint and such. I loved making peoples vacations better with the print of an express pass.
OUCH!!!! Man Performs DIY Circumcision With Nail Clippers
"A man who gave himself a DIY circumcision using nail clippers was taken to hospital for emergency treatment. The young man had to be rushed to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire. The wound was disinfected to cleanse it before he was given a bed in an observation ward. "This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic said, "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance."Turn You Favorite Pet In Jewelry
"A company named DNA2Diamonds is offering a lasting connection to your departed loved ones by using personal DNA carbon taken from a lock of hair to create a one-of-a-kind, precious diamond that can be worn and cherished forever. DNA2Diamonds uses the latest technology to extract the unique DNA carbon from a lock of hair, from you, a loved one, an entire family or even a pet. They are offering a new way of paying tribute to your dead furry friend who was always an integral part of your family. DNA2Diamonds extract the carbon from a lock of pet fur or cremated ashes and turn it into a GIA-certified diamond within 70 days."Via Born Rich
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Reader Meet N Greet: Aurora (Part 1)
Occupation: Retail Sales Hell
Reader Since: June 2009
Favorite Movies: Coming to America, Harry Potter, Waiting, Clerks 2 and all movies in the Askiewniverse, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Grandmas Boy, First Wives Club, Latter Days, Saved.
Unfav Movies: Camp, Soul Plane, Balls of Fury, all the Hulk movies except the Edward Norton one and Twilight! Loved the books but the movie was BALLS!!!!!!!
Favorite TV Shows: Law and Order:SVU, Oz, Survivor, So You Think You Can Dance, Big Brother.
Favorite Bands/Music: Incubus, Tool, DMB, Jimmy Buffett, The TingTings, stuff I can sing along with what mostly fills my. I Pod! Also the Rent Soundtrack, Hairspray Soundtrack, Twilight Soundtrack.
Hobbies: I love to read! I am obsessed with my blackberry 8900 javelin! I love music and dancing! I love heading out to the theme parks once in a while! When it isn't peak season that is. I love playing board games and card games like Scene It and Monopoly and Scrabble and Clue. I love knitting with my mom when she visits and just hanging out. I am pretty lame really! I do volunteer with the Special Olympics and I love it! One of the few things that make me feel like what I do really matters!
Q: I noticed you have down Survivor as one of your Favorite TV shows, it was one of mine to until a few years ago, I even threw a Survivor party once (and it was killer!). Despite having tons of fans it's ratings have been on the decline the last few years though, if Mark Burnett came to you and said "Aurora, what can I do to make Survivor better?" what would your suggestions be?
A: I love Survivor for the suffering and the back stabbing! I love seeing the super model wanna be chicks trying to fish and when they can't, huff and puff to get some boy to do it for them! I love to hate people! I know that I would never get my chubby brown butt out there and try to make it so I adore watching an underdog shine! I just think it is so fun! I do think they need to add in more endurance challenges and somehow when people lose take things away. Watch people scramble! I love it all!!!
Q: So you aren't on board the "Twilight the movie" bandwagon. It seems like everybody and their grandmother is going batty over it (HA HA HA I gratuitously laugh at my own bad jokes...*sigh+facepalm combo* anyway)I didn't even know the movie was based on books. Can you tell me why it's so popular? Are you going to see the sequel after not liking the first one? Why can't vampires and werewolves just get along anyway? If the bloods and the crips can get along why can't they?
A: I won't even go near the batty comment....
When I read Twilight I was hooked like a kid on crack! I rushed out and bought the other three books and read all 4 in 4 days! No joke. As soon as I read them the first time I re-read them again. That was about a year ago and I think I have read them each 5 times. 30 years old and that's how sad I am but I admit it! The story is sooooo engaging and it pulls a romantic like me in! If I was 13 I would be wandering around in my drabby black clothing looking for my vampire boyfriend! It is a love story that is so relateable! I was so excited for the movie! I was counting down the days. I dreamed of seeing a love story on a big screen that would melt my heart! Boy was I singing a different tune when I saw it. It was CRAP! It was kiddie crap! It wasn't enjoyable. I wanted to punch Kristen Stewart in the face for the sarcasm and attitude. I didn't believe her and R.Patz (who is dreamy even to my frumpy 30yr old behind) they just didn't do it for me. They books are all lovie dovie and dreamy where the movie was angsty and sarcastic. I was soooo disappointed. I loved the soundtrack more then the movie.... That's bad!! I will go see the next movie because there is a new director and the story is different. I hope and pray that they won't jack up this story. Wear wolves and vampires can get along in their own ways.... You just have to wait and see!!!
So... Who's Next?
With the recent run of celebrity deaths the question of who's next pretty much forces itself into all of our minds. I'm not a betting man but if I were here are ten celebrities who in my opinion (either because of their age or their self destructive lifestyle or both) would be the odds on favorites to die next. If you keep the saying that "Death comes in 3's" then two of the people on this list will likely join Billy Mayes sometime soon…
Amy Whinehouse
Walter Kronkite
Patrick Swayze
Hugh Hefner
Larry King
Lindsey Lohan
Dick Clark
Regis Philbin
Jerry Lewis
Paula Abdul
We Did It Again!!!
"Nasopure"
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
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30 Second Movie Review: Transformer 2: Revenge of The Fallen

Summation: The battle between Autobots and Deceptacons continues to play itself out on Earth with the Deceptacons plotting to destroy the earth by harvesting the suns energy
Cons: The story line here is pretty much transparent if not just an excuse to justify all of the cgi fighting and carnage that takes place
See it/Wait for it/Don't Bother: See it. What this movie sorely lacks in story and depth it more than makes up for with fast paced action, laughs and Megan Fox slo-mo's.
Woman Blames Stress Over Jackson's Death For Arson
"A woman who told police she was "stressed" over a recent fire at her apartment and "because of the death of Michael Jackson", has been arrested for setting fire to a restroom at a Lorain bar.According to Detective Sgt... According to Carpentiere, the arresting officer asked Jarvis if she knew why the officer had been called to the area. She stated that it was because she had started a fire in the bar's restroom. When asked why she set the items on fire, she replied, "I felt stressed because my apartment had recently caught on fire, and because of the death of Michael Jackson."







